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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}

{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}

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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}